Privacy Policy
Welcome to the LUFS Audio Privacy Policy, where we outline, in excruciating detail, all the personal data we collect from you.
Ready? Here it is:
End of privacy policy.
But since you're still reading, and lawyers have conditioned us all to expect 20-page privacy policies, let's elaborate on our radical "no-data" approach:
1. WHAT INFORMATION WE COLLECT
We collect precisely zero data from you when you visit lufs.audio. We don't use cookies, we don't track your IP, we don't analyze your browsing habits, we don't store your device information, and we don't know how long you spent staring at the website animations.
1.1 Personal Data
None.
1.2 Usage Data
Also none.
1.3 Tracking Cookies
Absolutely none.
2. WHY WE DON'T COLLECT YOUR DATA
We believe your personal information belongs to you alone. Novel concept, right? We're audio people, not data brokers. The only signals we care about are the ones measured in dB.
3. THIRD-PARTY SHARING
We can't share what we don't have. No third parties receive your data from us because, as previously established, we don't collect any.
4. DATA SECURITY MEASURES
Our robust security approach to protecting your data involves not collecting it in the first place. This revolutionary method has proven 100% effective against data breaches of user information.
5. YOUR PRIVACY RIGHTS
You have the right to continue enjoying this refreshing data-collection-free zone. No GDPR requests needed because there's nothing to request.
6. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY
If we ever lose our minds and decide to start collecting data (we won't), we'll update this policy and place a prominent notice on our site, probably accompanied by a sad trombone sound effect.
7. FOR THE CURIOUS TECH-MINDED FOLKS
This website's source code is available on GitHub under an open-source license. Feel free to inspect it, fork it, or use it as inspiration for your own data-respecting web presence.
Our approach to privacy is inspired by organizations like:
- The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - Champions of digital privacy since 1990
- The GNU Project - Pioneers of software freedom
8. CONTACT INFORMATION
Questions about our innovative approach to not collecting your data? Contact us at: